Big c***,
He's so damn big
Big c***,
He even ate a pig
Big c***,
A big c*** for your mouth.
Big c***,
And on thanks-giving
Big c***,
Is what you'll be given
Big c***,
A big c*** for your mouth
Big c***,
He's so tasty
Big c***,
Sop him up with gravy
Big c***,
A big c*** for your mouth.
When I'm alone
All I can do is think of you
And all the ways that I can give you...
Big c***.