Need some help around the house?
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Rake the leaves or catch a mouse
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Walk the dog or wash the clothes
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Wax the floor with Mop & Glo
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
If you have odd jobs to do
Dial-a-Teen is just for you
They've got a lot of girls and boys
To bring you kinky little joys
Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen for you, oh!
Mow the lawn or wash the car
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Bake a cake or tend the bar
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
After all the work is done
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Comes the time for havin' fun
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
If you have odd jobs to do
Dial-a-Teen is just for you
They've got a lot of girls and boys
To bring you kinky little joys
Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen for you, ow!
Take your Dial-a-Teen to bed
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Fiddlin', diddlin', givin' head
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
All tied up in bondage gear
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Gettin' stoned and drinkin' beer
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
If you have odd jobs to do
Dial-a-Teen is just for you
They've got a lot of girls and boys
To bring you kinky little joys
Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen for you
Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen for you
Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen for you