(Good evening ladies and gentlemen I'm Lance Goodthrust
Here at kwyz and we're here with another exciting
Boxing match In the blue corner we have mc Wystyk from
Psyche Origami and in the red corner we have our
Challenger lets go up to the ring and experience some
Good clean boxing action it should be a good one enjoy
Yourselves round 1)
(Refrain)
Yo, we keep swining' 'till you've had enough and right
Before the bell sounds hit you with another uppercut
We keep swining' 'till you've had enough and right
Before the bell sounds hit you with another uppercut
We keep swining' 'till you've had enough and right
Before the bell sounds hit you with another uppercut
We keep swining' 'till you've had enough and right
Before the bell sounds hit you with another uppercut
[Verse:]
It's open season on optimists with open pocket wisdom
And closed caption for activists banking on cataclysm
I'm spanking this crack money with paddles with holes
In 'em 'till his belief system is frayed like old denim
Desperately seeking circles with no police in 'em but
It's all because the streets keep eating the same
Rhythm ask me about your man I told you I can't feel
'Em he's like a flaky pastry with manure filling
That's why you catch me at the Bounce (why) they give
Me stupid stares like I pulled down my pants and had
Braded pubic hairs
So put your hands up and guard your eyes from the glare
Psyche O will bring the juice like electric chairs
Come along for the ride or you can catch us there but
You best arrive quick 'cause you never know where you
Might end up when the brain stretches to the point when
Things are far-fetched like having no arms and doing
Chin ups or having ten nuts and walking with a severe
Limp that's kinda cool 'cause it looks like a pimp
Strut
(Refrain)
(And at the end of round one we have Wystyk leading ten
Points to eight points he didn't really seem like he
Was putting up much of a fight there his punch stats
Were very low maybe around 18 percent lets see round 2)
[Verse:]
We keep it off the beaten path off the road like four
Wheelers officially four feelers and that floor to the
Ceiling shit we killin it and it's about time not to
Take ownership because it's yours to find (that's
Right)
Multiplying faster than exponents of nine opponents
Design escape routes when they find out their Armor
Alls gone and they're all shined out hit 'em right
Below the chin and make 'em scream time out
With undertones darker than the Guinness spout a [taddy
Porter] we keep your brain distorted like a broken tape
Recorder stay organized like I'm on a token torter with
Two quarters fallin' all the [not sure] to disorder
Synthesys and Dave Matter be the mortar between the
Bricks that make this style stick like adhesive stamps
So when the beast advance you might at least get your
Chance to bring the pain like jagged edge nipple clamps
(Refrain)
(And after three rounds seems to be an evenly matched
Bout with our challenger having 18 points and Wystyk
Having 20 points lets see how things go in round three
Slight intermission here take it to our sponsors)
(Look at that fella big burly opponent left right left
Right)
(When I'm swinging I'm landing)
(And thank you everyone for keeping your dial locked
Here round 4)
[Verse:]
We keep it at the point where the balloon is being
Pierced with a pen at the point of passing out in the
Opium den with a pen scribbling your last thoughts
Before you drift off into deep [grim] with saliva
Dripping down your chin
So grab a napkin before walls start collapsing and
Falling in on this labyrinth that you're trapped in
The worst things happen during momentary lapses of
Ration of objective thought when the brains caught
Between doing what you're feeling right and doing what
You want
Sittin around playing games and haven't time to front
Slappin on the plastic and stabbin us is nut raw
Because it isn't enough to keep the c*** to a jar
It's dangerous to give Syn dap with his crab claws and
Even more so to play with Dave's circular saw searching
For flaws is only permitted when you seeing if we're
Staying in the boundaries of copyright laws that's why
We
(Refrain)
(And thank you ladies and gentlemen it has been another
Exciting night of boxing action here on kwyz with our
Winner by technical knockout mc Wystyk and a thank our
Sponsors dj Synthesys and dj Danger for a chiming in
With our commercial messages we'll see you next time
Take care of yourselves)
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