My parents' liquor cabinet's never what it seemed
All the clears are water
The browns are all iced tea
There's only one thing is this town on which you can depend
Oh, but your brother's I.D. failed us again
Who's gonna come up with a better plan?
If we let you keep the change
Will you buy a bottle for me and my friends?
On the edge of town when we were kids
And the liquor store clerk didn't know our parents
And they'd always fall for it
Yeah, they'd mostly fall for it
Hoped like hell they'd fall for it
At some point some guy falls for it
And then we get drunk in someone's basement
Getting drunk in somebody's basement
I kind of miss being underage wasted
Getting drunk in somebody's basement
Nothing to do so I guess I'm staying
Getting drunk in somebody's basement
I really miss being underage wasted
Getting drunk in somebody's basement
Nothing to do so I guess I'm staying
Fucked up til I fuck off
Fucked up til I fuck off
Fucked up til I fuck off
Fucked up until I fuck right off
