Came down from the North
You know the way they do
Got a cheeky smile
S*** Northerner
Hanging round the clubs
Gets in them for free
Don't know how he does it
S*** Northerner
Drinks a lot of beer
At least he doesn't smoke
Hasn't lost his accent
S*** Northerner
How does he do it?
How does he do it?
Acts like he's got nothing to prove
S*** Northerner
It's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags
Don't you dare imply
That it's grim up North
He went last weekend
S*** Northerner
In the latest clothes
Wears a posh cologne
Got a lot of pride
S*** Northerner
Says he wants a job
Something interesting
Like a graphic designer
S*** Northerner
How does he do it?
How does he do it?
Acts like he's got nothing to prove
S*** Northerner
It's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags