Me and Benjie roamin' round the neighborhood
Talkin' trash and lookin' cool and feelin' good
Took a road that neither of us seen before
Found ourselves where neither of us been before
When the road had ended
Found ourselves a possilutely verifiable
Me and my pal Benjie felt the goose bumps rise
Funny stuff was happenin' right before our eyes
Saw the ectoplasm forming from the walls
Saw the figure standing where the shadow falls
Hair on heads up-ending
Family jewels ascending
Stumbled on a absoltutely freakifyin'
Me and my pal Benjie got our gas in ear
Hearts began a-pounding in response to fear
Saw the shadow of the house tower over us
Smell of mold and death of cold took hold of us
No use in denyin' four little feets a-flyin'
Thunder and lightenin'
Running from a
You ain' nothing but an ol' spook fact'ry
Ain't never gonna be your replacement batt'ry.