There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet Lyrics

Please
Leave all overcoats
Canes and top hats with the doorman
And from that moment
You'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already
And loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

Please
Leave all overcoats
Canes and top hats with the doorman.
And from that moment
You'll be out of place and underdressed.
I'm wrecking this evening already
And loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

When you're in black slacks with accentuating
Off-white,
Pinstripes
Whoa, everything goes according to plan.

I'm the new cancer
Never looked better
And you can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips
"When did he get all confident?"

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better
And you can't stand it

Next is a trip to the
Ladies room in vain
And
I bet you just can't keep up (keep up) with these fashionistas
And Tonight
Tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign.
I bet to them your name is "Cheap"
I bet to them you look like shh...

Talk to the mirror
Choke back tears.
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

I'm the new cancer
Never looked better
And you can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips
"When did he get all confident?"

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better
And you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better
And you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better
And you can't stand it

And I know
And I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted
When I spike the punch

And I know
And I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted
When I spike the punch

And I know
And I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted
When I spike the punch