Ninja Brian Goes To Soccer Practice Lyrics

[Danny Sexbang]
Okay Ninja Brian, have fun at soccer practice, I'll pick you up at eight. Now remember, the goal is to have fun, not to stab anyone

[Person 1]
Oh God, I've been stabbed!

[Danny Sexbang]
Brian, no!

[Referee]
Okay Brian, that's a yellow card for-

[Person 2]
Hey, you can't-!

[Person 3]
Why does he have grenades?!

[Danny Sexbang]
Wow, you stayed out there for twelve seconds! That's a new record for you! Looks like someone's finally learning about a little thing called sportsmanship