[Verse 1]
I am the toughest fucking ninja
That you've ever seen
I killed a king
And changed the course of European history
But that's all in the past
I am changing fast
I'm switching up my stance
Cause I just wanna
I just wanna dance
[Hook]
Look at me I'm dancing
Son of a bitch I'm dancing
Watch me go!
Watch me go!
[Verse 2]
I've banged a thousand hotter girls
Than the hottest girl you've ever seen
I'll ninja-thrust and take you to orgasmic places
You have never been
But I don't want romance
Or any dalliance
So button up your pants
Cause I just wanna
I just wanna dance
[Hook]
You gotta believe I'm dancing
Jesus the Christ I'm dancing
Now I believe in God
