[Verse 1]
When I first looked in your eyes
You were more than just a beauty to me
All my senses shot straight up
I was rock hard emotionally
[Pre-Chorus]
The fact that you and I could plow
Is something I haven’t even thought about
Starting now...
[Chorus]
I’ve got a heart boner for you
I stand before you stiff and true
I wanna blast a load of feelings onto you
This heart boner’s for you
[Verse 2]
You’ve helped me grow into a man
My shallowness is a thing of the past
I want to slam you with my empathy
And then I’ll rail you with my class
[Pre-Chorus]
You’ve helped me find maturity
I’ll be your wiener king, tee-hee
Tee-hee...
[Chorus]
I’ve got a heart boner tonight
Feel my love pants growing tight
I wanna plug you with respect all through the night
I’ll bust a nut of joy and light
[Bridge]
(H-h-h-h-heart boner
H-h-h-h-heart boner
Got a h-h-h-h-heart boner
H-h-h-h-heart boner...)
You are the love that I pursue
Do you feel the feels I feel for you
There’s so much we have yet to do
Now jump me like a kangaroo
[Chorus]
This heart boner’s for you
I stand before you thick and true
I’ll shoot a wad of gleaming romance just for you
This heart boner’s for you
[Outro]
It's all for you
Every throbbing inch of my heart is just for you
Screw you for judging me...
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