I met this girl named Shanell from atl
An actress and a singer she was paid in mills
We 1st spoke, thought I found a bad chick on da spot
Til I noticed that her breath smelled like fat kids in a box
I knew this girl named jill who wanted my baby
I always told her no but I ain't know she was crazy
I was in there had a bust I was like wait jill
She put a gun to my head and was like stay still
Met this girl named lanice a freak but ugly
She stripped for me once and her butt cheeks was musty
Every time it got loud she would sneak a small fart
Chick passed so much gas she could make a car start
Knew this chick named shirley she acted so perky
But little did I know that the chick had herpes
Tried to kiss me in my sleep I got up a screamed
Chick had a cold sour dat looked like john mccain
Now I'm sittin on my couch thinkin how to get
To the point were I can't even get a decent soundin chick
One more try to holla imma mase em in the lip
Never thought it'd be bad that I got way too many chickz
Chorus:
I got way too many chicks (5x's)
But if I had a dollar for the good ones I wouldn't make shit
I got way too many chicks (5x's)
But if I had a dollar for the good ones I wouldn't make shit
I met this one chick named miley jets
I was so fascinated by miley's breasts
She said she had a gift it was prolly s**
But when she took her wig off she looked like kanye west
I met this girl named tica she was not no groupie
She was a black belt starred in kung-fu movies
I liked her but I had to dump her on the 2nd date
Cuz every time she moved her mouth her words would come a second late
Met this chick name evett who was into s**
Got her naked in an hour then we hit the bed
She was twitchin so much like she had the best
I found out the real reason cuz she had teretts
I met this one teacher name mrs. Chandallier
She was so bomb that I was skippin lunch to see her
Til she snuck up from behind me and I kicked her out of fear
Sound like ja rule was tryna whisper in my ear
Now I'm sittin on the couch just thinkin how to get
To the point when I can't even get a decent soundin chick
Once more try to holla imma mase em in the lip
Never thought it'd be bad that I got way too many chickz
Chorus:
I got way too many chicks (5x's)
But if I had a dollar for the good ones I wouldn't make shit
I got way too many chicks (5x's)
But if I had a dollar for the good ones I wouldn't make shit
