All you can eat,
On all you can feast
All that can be really
Cheaply played
All a noise of nothing
But scheming
You are deftly swayed,
Vigorously splayed
Metaphorically screw you
All you can eat,
On all you can feast
Tongue-lashed till you're
Fucking swayed
There's a sea of impenetrable
Jargon to submerge
Those pauper's graves
If you please in triple-speak
A clammy helping global hand
What it means in triple speak:
Yanked down a yawning crevasse
All you can eat, on all you can feast,
You're crammed with triple-speak
Not a trickle through the floodgates
The dumping ground of fabled
Inclusion can't dissuade
The deftly swayed
Based on need in triple speak
They've metaphorically screwed you