I'm the one that can make you come
I'm the one who can make you high
I'm the one who's a lot more fun
So run away from that guy
I'm the one who has hard meat
Leave yer man it's time to cheat
Keep yer eye on the clock
When the bell rings it's time for c***
Split the square
You know where
Split the square
And I'll meet you there
I'm the one who can make you come
A drunken bed hoppin' bum
Get you drunk on cheap wine
Then let's get naked and sixty nine
Split the square
And I'll meet you there
Split the square
For the man with no hair
Lets get us a cheap motel
That's how ya fuck old El
All things that we planned
Get away from yer man
Split the square
And I'll be there
The bald man with no hair
Split the square