[Village Quartet]
Hmmm...
Welcome to Transylvania,
We're very happy that you're here!
Welcome to Transylvania,
We greet you with a mighty cheer!
Chalujnik!
[Kemp]
We're considered both a Death and a Tourist Trap
[All Five]
Thanks to all the Frankensteins,
You put us on the map!
[Bass]
So...
[Village Quartet]
Welcome to Transylvania
[Kemp]
Though vampires suck your blood at night,
And werewolves prowl in the pale moonlight
[All Five]
And zombies have a tendency to roam,
It's the place that we humbly call Home
Transylvania!