Congregation, settle in your seats.
The Reverend Front Aloud is on the mic and about to speak.
I'm about to freak you out, make you shiver in the pew
While I'm delivering to you my sermon and divinity ensues,
Brought by the one true God. It's a fact:
Anybody else who ever had a God, their God's wack.
We ain't got to worry about 'em