Now I can burn a cigarette, stand a cigar too
But when it comes to dipping snuff, I simply flat refuse
Some people can take a pinch or two, put it in their mouth
Dew it up real juicy and spit it all about
That nasty, nasty stuff
That horrible tasting stuff
I tried once to munch a bunch, that's when I lost my lunch
I did my best to chew it
But I just couldn't do it
Then all at once up I threw it
That nasty, nasty stuff
It looked so good there in the tin, just had to try a bite
Hell, half of it went down my throat, I started turning white
I tried to smile with all my might, I wanted so bad to spit
Then came a mighty giveaway, an upset stomach hick
That nasty, nasty stuff
That horrible tasting stuff
I tried once to munch a bunch, that's when I lost my lunch
I did my best to chew it
But I just couldn't do it
Then all at once up I threw it
That nasty, nasty stuff
Now I have a little friend who likes to sniff his snuff
He also loves to dip it, he really likes that stuff
He grin just like a opossum, let it run right down his chin
That's when I have to turn my head, and walk away from him
That nasty, nasty stuff
That horrible tasting stuff
I tried once to munch a bunch, that's when I lost my lunch
I did my best to chew it
But I just couldn't do it
Then all at once up I threw it
That nasty, nasty stuff
I did my best to chew it
But I just couldn't do it
Then all at once up I threw it
That nasty, nasty stuff
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