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Correct It Only Takes Two To Rock Lyrics
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One is not enough to rock I’m sorry but it’s true You cannot rock if you’re just one I hate to break it to you So how are you supposed to rock How many do you need To dig a hole in fertile soil And plant a rockin’ seed Should you be three like Rush Or four like the Pixies Or five like New Kids on the Block Come listen, children close to me, you see… IT ONLY TAKES TWO TO ROCK Back when the world was new People crawled out of the sand They looked around and said We’ve got to start a rocking band So they gathered up guitars Keyboards and horns and basses What a waste! They never knew The power of two could melt their faces Whoa-whoa! I’ll get right to the point If you think that two can’t tear up the joint Then you’re in for a shock Because it only takes two to rock! And then one fateful night When the planets all aligned The Gods of Rock decreed That these two souls must be combined Then the Earth reversed its course As Matt and Jill joined forces The moon eclipsed, the seas caught fire Trust us, dude, we checked our sources Whoa-whoa! Now here’s some good advice If they say “I bet they’re soft and nice” Take that bet – it’s a lock Because it only takes two to rock! BRIDGE So take a number all you ladies Come take a ride in our Mercedes We’ll whip it good (CRACK!) like in the 80s Come on cutie (come on cutie) Shake that booty (do your duty) Come on sweetie (come on sweetie) Sign my treaty! Break it down, Kevin Niemi-style… JILL: So you see, my friends, it only takes two to rock. That's right, two People can do all the rocking there is to do. It doesn't take three, or Four, or some insane Industrial Jazz/P-Funk number...just two. Two is all You... MATT: Yes, but in the song, it says we don't need a bunch of guitars and Drums and basses to rock, but the song does have guitars and drums and a Bass. And some other sounds too. JILL. Ah, but are the sounds really there? Or do we rock SO HARD that we Just make those sounds appear in the minds of the listeners? MATT: You just blew my mind. JILL: But of course. That's what we do. Plus, we have Pro Tools. MATT: Yes we do. 1 2 3 4! Whoa – Whoa! So now you know it’s true Whoa – whoa! We did the math for you Whoa – whoa! Whatever you’re into When they tell you only big bands will do Now you know that’s a crock Because it only takes two to rock! (Only takes two) Yes it only takes two to rock (Only takes two) Yes it only takes two Only two, me and you You and me, two not three And not four, and no more Only two, that’ll do Because it only takes two to rock!
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