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Correct The Sultan Of Brunei Lyrics
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Correct The Sultan Of Brunei
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Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of good taste and enormous wealth And I'm very fond of beautiful things like you You could come to my island I'll pay the fees You could ride my horses And swim in my seas Entertain my wives I've got quite a few I'm gentle and kind and generous too I've got a lot of nice things I'd like to share with You You see, I'm just an ordinary guy I've got love and hate and hope and fear And and outrageously lucrative oil career Have you heard of the Sultan of Brunei? I am the Sultan of Brunei... We'll dance and sing The food: sublime. We'll drink all night of the finest wines We'll have golf cart races down the hallways of my Yacht I've got a bevy of art that would shame the Louvre And I'd use no small resource to prove That Eden still exists and can be bought. I was talking to the Pope on a plane to Rome He waffling around on his personal loan And he joked that I should give the papacy a try He said being Holy Father's great and all Talking to God and making the calls But sometimes he wishes he was the Sultan of Brunei "Girls, do you like to ride horses? Do you like to ride them naked? Well if you're beautiful, athletic, dark haired, And between the ages of 18 and 23 Then short term, high paying positions as living art Could be available for you on the tropical island Paridise of Brunei Sunbathe all day and party all night With the priveledged international jet set No previous experience, job skills, or education Necessary All you have to be is beautiful Why work?
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