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Correct Professor Shaftenberg Lyrics
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He's a polyglot, a psychopath, an androgyne He likes to handcuff Japanese girls hanging upside down He is rampant like the stallion He wears the gold medallion Of the Royal Order Of Reprobates Of Lichtenstein He's a bondage fan, a gastronome, a sensualist Unparalleled for sinister lasciviousness In a love hotel at half past four He'll purchase schoolgirl underwear Meet Noboyushi Araki for dinner there Professor Shaftenberg Professor Shaftenberg He is sponsored by Lufthansa To screw the pants off Japanese girls The professor isn't home right now, so this is the real Me I want to grind bones with a naked baby cow And squash the squid and jump the junk I want to peel the pample mouse pink to the pulp Part the fronds and enter this, my magical place Let us sing the song of innocence and experience He's a zoophile, a hydrophobe, a lotus flower He carries patent leather snake oil for his penis power When it's time to fuck their socks off He boards his flight at Tempelhof Countdown to Tokyo and zero hour Professor Shaftenberg Professor Shaftenberg He is sponsored by Lufthansa To screw the pants off Japanese girls You are culpable but highly fuckable I'll bring you home by midnight, death by chocolate, The horn by stealth of moonlight I'll stab you to the hilt Satin you and jasmine you and, finally, critically Drink the ectoplasmic jet Grip and grab three hot bags of girly goddess head Professor Shaftenberg Professor Shaftenberg He is sponsored by Lufthansa To screw the pants off Japanese girls The Professor isn't in right now but I'm his bastard Cousin The funky little pervert Reverend Hyde, One superbad dude, come to my pad, let's collude and Let's collide Clasping and gasping, climax in unison, spermatozoon, Clapping, coming, Consummate, original, stunning from start to finish in Performance and execution Invoke the deities, shock the pants off several Choke on sacred bread and pollute the holy wafer Inject a cloud of jism in the middle of the holy water In clouds of unknowing I want to know In places I have never been I want to go I want to get my rocks off till my c*** pops off Professor Shaftenberg Professor Shaftenberg He is sponsored by Lufthansa To bore the pants off Japanese girls
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