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Correct How To Spot An Invert Lyrics
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How to spot an invert Amongst the vertebrates: Good grooming A tidy bedroom Never married And working in the arts A bitchy sense of humour Inordinately colourful scarves Loose gestures A wardrobe full of Helmut Lang A dangling limp wrist A talent for interior design He has a taste for Latin poetry of the Silver Age Indulges privately on the heath with unknown youths In Spartan sports And 'the unspeakable vice of the Greeks' Likes show tunes Counts hairdressers amongst his closest friends Is umbilically attached to his mother He is careful to conceal at all times his real age Is always florid, flamboyant, pale and interesting Too good to be true But this could be you The invert, our hero, is the male sex, Release 2.0 Upgrade today! You too may be gay
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