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Correct 711 Hawaii Prank Call Lyrics
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711: Hello, 711, may I help you? Lars: Hey, what time are you guys open until? 711: We're open 24 hours. Lars: Do you guys have Slurpees? 711: Yes we do. Lars: What's the best flavor you guys have? 711: Huh? Lars; What flavors do yo you have? 711: We have Coke, strawberry, purple berry, cherry, Black rasberry, Frog, and Mountain Dew. Lars; Hey, we're on vacation from Pheonix and I'm in a Band called the Firebirds. It's a hip-hop band. If we perform could we get a free Slurpee? 711: No you can't. Lars: Do you think we can perform outside and make some Money and pay for the Slurpee through that? 711: Right now you can't do that because if the cops Come they will arrest you. Lars: Because I don't have a performance liscence? 711: No, because it's late. You're not allowed to do Any performance after 10 inside a neighborhood. Lars; So tomorrow morning around 11 maybe? 711: Uh, no. Lars: What time? 11 am. 711: No. You guys can't. You have to go through the Company. Lars: Can I do it down by the beach and then take the Money? 711: That's up to you guys. We're not involved with That part. Lars: We just want it, because we're on vacation we ran Out of money because we paid all of our Money on the hotel and we're on vacation. 711: I don't know. Lars: Okay, well we'll come by, we'll probably get the Cherry one. 711: That's up to you guys but you can't perform here. Lars: Will we get in trouble if we perform and get the Cherry one? 711: Huh? Lars: Like if we buy the cherry Slurpee will we get in Trouble? If we buy one of the specific Slurpees is there a better possibility that we won't Get in trouble? 711: If you guys buy it, yeah, you won't get in Trouble. But if you guys don't, then you will Get in trouble. Lars: Is there one that's safer? Like the blueberry Because less people want it? 711: Huh? Lars: I was wondering if there's a correlation between Slurpee and potential of not getting in trouble With the Hawaii police. You know what I'm saying? Like If we perform and buy a Slurpee that's less popular. 711: That's up to you guys if you want to perform but You guys are not allowed to peform on a 711 property. You guys can go perform someplace else and if you guys Do make the money, then you guys can come over here And buy your Slurpee. Lars: Okay, here's what we'll do, if we make enough We'll buy you a free Slurpee and give our new CD called "Straight Outta Phoenix". 711: But, um, we only work until 6, so... Lars: Okay, well we'll be by before 6. 711: Um, you guys can't perform even before six. Lars: Then we'll do it tomorrow. We'll come by Tomorrow. 711: You guys got to do it like maybe at 8, 9 o'clock. Lars: If we write a song about 711 will you guys play It in the store on your CD player if we give it to you? 711: We're not allowed to do that. You've got to go Through the main company. Lars: Okay, I'll call them. 711: Okay. Lars: Thanks. 711: Do you need the number? Lars; Do you have it? 711: Yes. Lars: Okay, I'll call them, and Aloha, that means Goodbye in Hawaii too, right? 711: Yes. Lars: Aloha. 711; Bye. Lars: Bye.
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