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Correct Absurd Is The Word Lyrics
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Correct Absurd Is The Word
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I spit nutty academia like a macadamia Kookoo Kachoo – I do the bugaloo Too persnickety – never flow like boats so ricky Ladies I'm the chosen so forget your lederhosen Far from tomfoolery and buffoonery Unless I'm the only local loco in the coco Call me ignoramus. You're a heinous anus. Turn you topsy-turvy exposin' all your herpes Yuck! So you're faded and discombobulated Way too dork. I feed you mushu pork Ah, Danielson, Ah So- Asshole Your hair's bouffant. Stuff you with a croissant. My big thingamajig can rise like a whirligig For a floozy and then put her in a woozy doozy Up in Vegas chewin' rutabagas Ain't nothin' new to 'ya. It's that or an arugula Feel me flow – Absurd in the word Stupendously, sensational and superb Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse Like Sir, you belong in a nerd herd throng Feel me flow – Absurd in the word Stupendously, sensational and superb Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse Like Miss, you're flavorific like a Swiss Miss I like Woody beavers, dik diks, dung beetles Duck-billed platypus, octopus, weasels Bet you like the feel of when I mandril 'ya Dressed to the manatee, I really like 'ya ocelot That's an awful lot of weird lingo Star like Ringo. Playin' bingo eatin' Pringles Chillin' to some Oingo Boingo sippin' Rheingold On & On like a Chaka Khan marathon Oodles of noodles in my plate and some streudel A couple Hefeweizen and some shots at a brouhaha Descending near my epiglottis Spy a Pocahantas. I think she more fly than Quantas We drinkin' Odwalla up in Walla Walla Make her feel real loosey and go do the watoosie Yeah, I'm the shit like a pooper scooper With a V on my chest - I'm an uber super duper trooper Feel me flow – Absurd in the word Stupendously, sensational and superb Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse Like Sir, you belong in a nerd herd throng Feel me flow – Absurd in the word Stupendously, sensational and superb Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse Like Miss, you're flavorific like a Swiss Miss Don't fret if you've got Cucamonga phobia You could saddle up and move out to Abu Dhabi Or Timbukto or even Kalamazoo Sippin' vodka with your momma on Lake Titicaca Hoitty Toitty – that's not V cuz I'm too smooth Don't be a goodie 2 shoes in a tutu Lookin' all frumpy and grumpy, fallin' off like Humpty Dumpty While I'm eatin' Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey I won't get caught in a boondoggle or with beer goggles The schlemiel and shlemozzle Watch out for a cuckaracha Forget the Z, I'm the V, true Man of La Mancha Nachos and guacamole – Holy Moly Eat too much and become a rolly polly With a badunkadunk and lot's of blubber But I'll still cuddle you if you're a true BBW Feel me flow – Absurd in the word Stupendously, sensational and superb Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse Like Sir, you belong in a nerd herd throng Feel me flow – Absurd in the word Stupendously, sensational and superb Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse Like Miss, you're flavorific like a Swiss Miss
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