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Correct Extravagent Flatulence Lyrics
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Scrilla Vic
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Correct Extravagent Flatulence
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I got old man farts that escape with a "Poof!" Bubblin' in my bum since 1972 My farts will wrestle you down to submission And that's how I blow away the competition Farts are from dookie in your poop shoot Mine announce their arrival with a "Toot-Toot!" Some farts are wet. Mine are spicy 2 scoops of beans? That will do nicely. V loves to be with the tenderoni's And my cornholes labeled exit only The male species keeps farts at ready While ladies drop bombs silent but deadly Farts been around since back in the days The universe shot out the Milky Way! Yep! So back up, back up and give me room to breathe So I can stank up, stank up the whole rap industry Your decision to air that out is real poopy I'm feelin' real loopy cuz I almost dropped a dookie Who me? I'm an asshole with a microphone If I ever finish farting then I might go bone But I can't, so everybody that's followin' I drank a bunch of milk and I'm lactose intolerant Hollerin' get ready for the stench Put me in the game and I'll clear the whole bench From more than a gallon gas This ain't the type of smoke that you puff, puff and pass Relax – I've got no more flatulence I just want to welcome y'all to what's happennin' So check out this noxious fume All my fans gather round while I drop the boom! Kablam! Honeys leave the room As I melt those guys on the fruit of the loom
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