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Correct Pass The Football Lyrics
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Correct Pass The Football
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Betty Comden and Adolph Green Music by Leonard Bernstein Look at me now, Four years of college, Famous professors Tutoring me; Scholarship kid, Everything paid for, Food and vacations, All of it free. Day that I left, Everyone gathered, Their cheering still rings in my ears. .. Ray wreck rah! Rah wreck ray! Rah wreck! Wreck rah! Rah wreck wreck! W-E-C, are-E-K, are-E-Q, Wreck, we love you! Cause I could pass that football Like nothin you have ever seen! Couldn't spell A lick, Couldn't do arithmetic; One and one made three, Thought that dog was C-A-T, But I could pass that football Like nothin you have ever seen. Couldn't write my name, Couldn't translate je vous aime, Never learned to read Mother goose or andr gide, But I could pass that football Like nothin you have ever seen. Couldn't figure riddles, Puzzles made me pout: Where the hell was moses when the lights went out? I couldn't even tell red from green, Get those verbs through my bean, But I was buddies with the dean Like nothin you have ever seen. Passed without A fuss English lit and calculus. Never had to cram, Even passed the bar exam, Because I passed that football Like nothin you have ever seen. Couldn't dance for beans, Mashed my girls to smithereens. Sometimes blood was spilled, Still my card was always filled, Cause I could pass that football Like nothin you have ever seen. Then there was the week Albert einstein came to speak: Relativity! Guess who introduced him? Me! Cause I could pass that football Like nothin you have ever seen. Had no table manners, Used ta dunk my roll, Always drunk the water from the fingerbowl. Though I would not get up for any she, The prexys mom -- age ninety-Three -- Got up and gave her seat to me, Like nothin you did ever see. In our hall of fame, Theres A statue with my name. There we stand, by heck, Lincoln, washington and wreck. Cause I could pass that football Like nothin you have ever seen!
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