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Correct Letter From Jeepers Lyrics
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Correct Letter From Jeepers
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Performed by: Bob Guy Doris, get out your poison pen and take a letter. I Have to write to Count Dracula. You know he wrote Me a letter of that sort... Dear Count Dracula, I am writing to you from Cucamonga... Ha-ha! Cucamonga? The weather is lovely. The nausea Of noon. The wind is always blowing and the Sun never shines. And it's rainy and damp four Hundred days of the year. I enjoyed the party very much. Especially the Sumptuous feast you had prepared. It was Thrilling. From the first appetizers, the 'Chicken Fried Grub Worms, ' on through the dessert, Ohhhh... 'Blood Pudding! ' Oh, I love 'Blood Pudding! ' Oh, yes! It was a masterpiece of Culinary skill. Although I... I was worried for a moment when You... You said the main course was... 'Fish and Chips. ' We are not that plebeian in Cucamonga. But my fears were quickly allayed when I discov- Ered to my delight it was 'Silverfish and Buffalo Chips! ' Ho-ho! Oh, unique! Oh, they're so Squirmy! Oh-ho-ho! Oh, the first one went Down easy, but the second one was greasy! Ho-ho-ho.! Oh my... Oh, I'm getting carried away, because I... I really must apologise for getting tipsy and Singing. But I have always wanted to be the Death of the party. Uh, when you hear the pellets drop, count ten and Take a deep breath
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