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Correct Christmas Dragnet Lyrics
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Stan Freberg
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Correct Christmas Dragnet
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This is the season. My name's Wednesday. My partner's Frank Jones. The Chief's name is Captain Kellogg. December the 24th, Christmas Eve. They brought in a guy named 'Grudge'. When I heard what they booked him on, my blood ran cold. It was a 4096325- 096704: not believing in Santa Claus. 4: 35 P. M. I was working the holiday watch out of homicide with Frank. "Hang up your stocking yet, Joe?" "Yeah, just before I come down. You too Frank?" "Alway do. Hung it up early just in case I have'ta work late tonight. Wouldn't wanna miss out on when Santa Claus comes you know. " "Sure wouldn't, be a shame." "Whatcha gonna do tomorrow, Joe? Whatcha gonna do on Christmas, got any plans? " "Nothin' much." "Why don't you come by the house Joe? We're gonna have Christmas dinner. You know, all the trimmings: Turkey, celery stuffing, oysters maybe. Chestnuts, all the trimmings, you know. Cranberry sauce, love'ta have ya. The Missus always fixes a plate of relish With them little carrot sticks. You know, olives, pickles, scallions. Most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions. Did you ever notice that Joe? " "Notice what Frank?" "How most people call them green onions but they're really scallions." "Uh-huh. Scallions." "Anytime after two, Joe. Love ta have ya." "Uh-huh. Well I'll see." "Love ta have ya." "Uh-huh. Well, I'll see." "Love ta have ya." "Uh-huh. Well, I'll see." "Missus always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks. You know - olives, pickles, scallions. "-ac
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