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Correct This Land Lyrics
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Correct This Land
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Bush: This land is your land, this land is my land I'm a Texas tiger, youre a liberal weiner I'm a great crusador, youre a herman munster This land will surely vote for me Kerry: This land is your land, this land is my land I'm an intellectual, youre a stupid dumbass I'm a purple heart winner, and yes its true, I won it thrice This land will surely vote for me Bush: You have more waffles than a house of pancakes You offer flip flops, I offer tax breaks Youre a you. N. Pussy and yes its true that I kick ass This land will surely vote for me Kerry: You can't say nuclear, that really scares me Sometimes a brain can... Come in quite handy But its not gonna help you, because I won three purple hearts This land will surely vote for me Bush: Youre a liberal sissy Kerry: Youre a right wing nut job Bush: Youre a pink coat comey Kerry: Youre as dumb as a doorknob Bush: (Hey) You got that Botox Kerry: But I still won three purple hearts Both: This land will surely vote for me Indian: (talking) This land was my land People: But now its our land Schwarzenegger: From California Clinton: To the New York Is... Hey what'd I do?? Kerry: From the liberal weiners Bush: To the right wing nut jobs Kerry: This land belongs Bush: This land belongs Both: This land belongs to you and me Bush: (Yeah) oh and dick Cheney too!
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