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Correct Second Term Lyrics
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Correct Second Term
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Yes, I’m comin’ back to serve a second term. This time I won the national elec-she-un! Oh, thanks to you O-hi-a, And dear brother Jebedia, We get four more years to rule in Washington! Good God he’s comin’ back to serve a second term. We were hoping in ’04 we’d get a turn. But we lost the vicious battle, Now they’re stuck without a paddle! Who will save us from con-ser-va-tiz-eum? I will stabalize Iraq in my second term. And I will amend the con-sti-tu-sheun. Then I’ll eliminate all the taxes, That are breakin; all our back-siz. And push for more pri-vat-i-za-she-un! We cannot believe he won a second term. He destroyed the trans-atlantic alli-unce! Heck, I’ll extend a friendly offer, Barbeque and beers in Crawford! Mending fences broken by pre-emp-she-un! We want peace on earth throughout his second term. We want Iraqis to have free elec-she-uns. There’s a beef here, let’s dispatch it, And bury that ol’ hatchet. Yes, we’ve been through stormy weather, Now it’s time to work together! Gather round the ol’ chuck wagon, It’s a grand time we’ll be havin’, In the four years he has left in Wash-ing-ton!
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