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Receiver: Good afternoon, who is speaking? Kissel: Alright, i'll put the small talk I got a tv from your daddy from today. I sent one of these Mexican kids in. He brings a box to me and it ain't working! He's trying to fix it now! Are: Why do you always have to scream I can't even hear... K: I can't hear I got a bomb that blew up me box of ww Toll I can't hear nothing. Are: Okay. K: He's working on the tv now. Are: Who is the salesman? K: I don't know a little fella there. Hey! Pico: (talking to Kissel in background) There ain't no future, I'm sure nothing's gonna pitch 'em! K: Pico, I'm talking to the man! Are: What tv was it? K: I don't know it's one of those Japanese tvs I don't know where the hell... Can you help me fix this thing? Hello? (noise in background that sounds like the tv, the other receiver approaches) Receiver 2: Hello, my name is Robert. How can I help you? K: Hello? Are: Hello? K: What happenend to the other guy? Are: Excuse me? K: I was speaking to a guy he put me on hold. I bought a tv and that think's busting up on something. Are: Okay, you have a what? K: I sent a mexican kid to pick it up he's trying to work on it now. I can't do nothing I'm sitting down on one of them wheelchairs. Are: Right, now what kind of tv is it? P: You're forgetting the box that's all you got in damn pee! K: Shut up! I'm talking to the guy! Are: What kind of tv is it? K: The kind of tv you watch some call. P: Where do you want me to put this one? K: He wants to fix the back of it, what should I do? I can't do nothing I don't know nothing without by reading glasses. Because, everytime he's trying to fix it in the back something keeps hopping in with the picture. Are: I-I I don't understand what's going on. K: I bought a tv and it has a working problem! P: He's trying to put it with the blow on! K: Don't touch nothing in the back before I go! (screams by getting electrocuted, but he's still alive) What are you doing? He's burning he's burning down the house with that tv what should he be touching the back? Are: Nothing. Nobody should be touching anything. K: You said, you said he should be touching in the back? P: He's playing around with that that ruler. K: Touch it in the back the guy said touch it in the back. Are: No, don't touch anything. K: He said (Pico screams and gets electrocuted this time) Ah! Ah! P: I think I'm blind! K: Ah, see now his are all smoking now. What the hell are you talking about touching for? Are: Pull the plug out. K: He ain't dead yet. P: I'm trying to pull the plug out. That thing no workin. K: Hey! Are: If you do want my help, you have to call me back. Thank you, bye.
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