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Correct Rappin' Rodney Lyrics
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Rodney Dangerfield
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Correct Rappin' Rodney
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I tell you, I'm all right now But last week I was in rough shape I don't get a break with nothing I played hide and seek when I was three (No respect, no respect) Why, they wouldn't even look for me (No respect, no respect) I was an ugly kid, I never had fun (No respect, no respect) They took me to a dog show and I won (No respect, no respect) When I was born, I brought no joy (No respect, no respect) My old man said he wanted a boy (No respect, no respect) I was an ugly kid, always alone (No respect, no respect) Halloween, I had to Trick or treat over the phone (No respect, no respect) Friends don't call My phone don't ring I don't get a break with anything (What's the matter, Rodney?) Ah, death, where is thy sting [Chorus:]: It's just rapping Rodney Ain't wrapped too tight, no, no Rapping Rodney, get out of sight It's just rapping Rodney Make no mistake Poor old rapping Rodney Can't get a break I'm getting old, it's hard to face (No respect, no respect) During s**, I lose my place (No respect, no respect) Steak and s**, my favorite pair (No respect, no respect) I have them both the same way, very rare (No respect, no respect) I know I'm old, I could go any minute (No respect, no respect) I got a kidney shaped pool with a stone in it (No respect, no respect) Doctor Vinnie Boombatz That's another one (No respect, no respect) I said I wanted to stop aging He gave me a gun (No respect, no respect) I told him I got water on the knee He gave me a sponge and raised his fee (What's the matter, Rodney?) It ain't easy being me! [Chorus:] Ah, give me a break Play something from the forties Now what kind of music is this How bout Stardust Hey, what are you doing That's not Stardust Listen to this, will you I mean, where are the flutes What a band Hey, don't quit your day jobs Look at this The drummer carries the melody Hey, tell the bass player I like his instrument Hey, boys, keep it going Lay it on me I'm in the groove Nothing goes right, I just can't fight it (No respect, no respect) Eastern Airlines thanked me for flying United (No respect, no respect) I got some money, what did I do (No respect, no respect) I bought some quicksand The deal fell through (No respect, no respect) My car broke down, I called Triple A (No respect, no respect) They left the car and towed me away (No respect, no respect) I can't take it no more I'm getting too old (No respect, no respect) I called suicide prevention They put me on hold (No respect, no respect) Winter, Summer, Spring, and Fall I'm always up against the wall (What's the matter, Rodney?) I don't get no respect at all! [Chorus:] It's getting worse, it's caving in The happiness I can't take it no more It's all over Hey, where are my kids Somebody, help me Hey, bartender? Hey, who's that guy on my daughter? Where's my wallet? How do I get out of here? Stop that dancing!
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