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Correct Santa And The Touchables Lyrics
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Correct Santa And The Touchables
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[Jingle Bells instrumental] Announcer: "We interrupt this record for an important new bulletin'! Santa Claus is missing from the North Pole!" Dispatcher Voice: "Be on the lookout for Santa Claus, last seen..." Lee Dorsey's "Ya Ya" - "Sitting here la-la waiting for my Ya Ya" Announcer: "Washington has decided this is a job for 'The Touchables'." Dickie: "December 1961, at the headquarters of Elliot Press and 'The Touchables'." Sung: "Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la la la la la." Dickie: "Sent to the North Pole 'The Touchables" learn that someone has launched a toy spaceship, sending Santa to the moon. Alvin' the Chipmunk said": [Chipmunk] Crazy Dickie: "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer volunteered to lead 'The Touchables' to the rescue. A new spaceship is ready for blastoff" Mission Control: "T-minus... three... two... one... zero." Chipmunks "Chipmunk Song" - "ok Alvin'... Alvin'... Alvin! Ok! [Rocket sfx] Dickie: "Successfully landing on the moon, Rudolph and 'The Touchables' are surrounded by the Moon Men." Dion & The Belmonts "Runaround Sue" - "Hey, hey ooohhhh hey..." Dickie: "The leader of the Moon Men approaches Elliot Press and says": Marcels "Heartaches" - "Yip yip yip yip werp-a-werp werp mumm a mumm mumm bohp-a bohp" Dickie: "Which translated means": Ray Charles "Hit The Road Jack" - "Hit the road Jack and don'tcha come back no more" Dickie: "But 'The Touchables' are not leaving without Santa Claus." [Machine gun and space gun sfx] Dickie: "After a brief battle Elliot Press looks off and says": Fats Domino "What A Party" - "I'll be back on my feet someday!" Dickie: Meanwhile, Rudolph secretly leads Santa Claus to the spaceship. Out of gas 'The Touchables' harness Rudolph to the ship, and away they go! " Marcels "Heartaches" - "Watch out! Here we go again." [Slide whistle going up sfx] Dickie: "A job well done. Elliot Press and 'The Touchables' turn to each other and say": Sung: "Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la la la la la." Announcer: "If you should look up in the sky this Christmas Eve and see a reindeer pulling a spaceship... chances are it's Santa Claus." Moon Man: "Merry Christmas Earth People! [echoes]"
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