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Correct No Hablo Ingles Lyrics
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Bowling For Soup
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Correct No Hablo Ingles
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Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai! You-you-you-you-you! Uno! Dos! Tres! Quatro! My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her "No hablo Ingles" Policeman caught me doing ninety and that's when he pulled me over "No hablo Ingles" A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar "No hablo Ingles" Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar "No hablo Ingles" (One! ) When I'm not feeling it! (Two! ) When someone's full of shit! (Three! ) When I get cut off at the ba-a-a-a-ar! To make a getaway It's all you've gotta say! (Quatro! Sinco! Seis! ) "No hablo Ingles!" "No hablo Ingles!" (Hey! Hey! Hey! ) "No hablo Ingles!" "No hablo Ingles!" (Hey! Hey! Hey! ) My nephew asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie "No hablo Ingles" Walking my dog I saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie "No hablo Ingles" My mama gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday "No hablo Ingles" A guy walks up and says "Donde esta casa de pepe" ... He no hablo Ingles (One! ) So many different uses! (Two! ) You don't need no excuses! (Three! ) It's as easy as the third gra-a-a-a-ade! The perfect getaway! It's all you've gotta say! (Quatro! Sinco! Seis! ) "No hablo Ingles!" "No hablo Ingles!" (Hey! Hey! Hey! ) "No hablo Ingles!" "No hablo Ingles!" (Hey! Hey! Hey! ) Did you brush your teeth! ? (No hablo Ingles! ) Where'd you leave your pants! ? (No hablo Ingles! ) Did you feed the fish! ? (No hablo Ingles! ) Do you like my band! ? ... Wait, don't answer that "No hablo Ingles!" (Hey! Hey! Hey! ) "No hablo Ingles!" "No hablo Ingles!" (Hey! Hey! Hey! ) "No hablo Ingles!" Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies? "No hablo Ingles!" (Hey! Hey! Hey! ) Did one of you guys pee in the pool? "No hablo Ingles!" Hey! how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet! ? "No hablo Ingles!" (Hey! Hey! Hey! ) "No hablo Ingles!" ... Can I borrow that beer? "No hablo Ingles!" HAHAHAHAHAHA! "No hablo Ingles!" (Hey! Hey! Hey! ) "No hablo Ingles!" "No hablo Ingles!"
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