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Correct No Place Like London Lyrics
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Correct No Place Like London
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I have sailed the world, beheld its wonders From the Dardanelles to the mountains of Peru But there's no place like London! I feel home again I could hear the city bells ring Whatever I would do No, there's no place like London! Mr. Todd, sir You are young Life has been kind to you You will learn So Antony, it is here we go our several ways Farewell, I shall not soon forget the good ship bountiful Nor the young man who saved my life Alms, alms for a miserable woman On a miserable chilly mornin' Oh, thank you, sir, thank you How would you like a little squiff, dear A little jig-jig, a little bounce around the bush Wouldn't you like to push me crumpet? It looks to me, dear, like you've got plenty there to push Alms, alms for a pitiful woman What's got wandering wits Hey, don't I know you, mister? Must you glare at me, woman? Off with you, off I say Then how would you like to fish me squiff, Mister? We'll go jig-jig, a little Off I said to the devil with you! Alms, alms for a desperate woman Pardon me, sir But there's no need to fear the likes of her She's only a half-crazed beggar woman London's full of them There's a hole in the world like a great black pit And the vermin of the world inhabit it And it's morals aren't worth what a pig can spit And it goes by the name of London At the top of the hole sit the privileged few Making mock of the vermin in the lower zoo Turning beauty into filth and greed I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders For the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru But there's no place like London
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