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Correct Witches In Bikinis Lyrics
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I was deep in the forest With a full moon in the sky. I will tell you all that happened But you'll swear it was a lie. I was lost in the woods Which of course I really hated But even worse my friends and I Had somehow separated. I climbed up on a ridge And saw a glow above the trees And what looked to be a frantic swarm Of black gigantic bees. I hiked up to the clearing To get a better view And I swear that what I tell you now Is absolutely true. I saw witches in bikinis Flying through the air Drinking black martinis And throwing back their hair. I saw witches in bikinis Coming from a cave Sucking red linguinis And dancing on a grave. I tried to be so quiet As I peered out from the trees But party turned to riot When the witches heard me sneeze. They dropped me in the clearing And tied me to the ground Judging from what I was hearing I would never 'gain be found. They jabbered and they joked And they called me awful names They prodded and they poked As they planned their evil games. I knew the end was near; I'd never make it to November, But just before my world went black Here's what I remember: I heard witches in bikinis Cackle with delight Wearing pointed beanies And worshipping the night. I saw witches in bikinis Wearing velvet capes Roasting human weenies And stuffing them in crepes. I woke up in the clearing To the warm light of the sun. Those horrid memories came back To haunt me one by one. I saw no sign of witches Or anything at all Just what you would expect to see In a forest in the fall. My friends would not believe me I could not believe myself But then I saw some shiny thing Perched on a rocky shelf. And all at once I knew for sure That all this was the truth For there it was, a cocktail glass With gin and black vermouth. I saw witches in bikinis Flying through the air Drinking black martinis And throwing back their hair. I saw witches in bikinis Coming from a cave Sucking red linguinis And dancing on a grave. I saw witches in bikinis Wearing velvet capes Roasting human weenies And stuffing them in crepes. I heard witches in bikinis Cackle with delight Wearing pointed beanies And worshiping the night.
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