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Correct Bad Day Lyrics
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Asher Roth
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Correct Bad Day
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And it just keeps going And it just keeps... So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave heading to a friends wedding In the nyc But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat, All this jet setting has really been getting to me. It's already 11: 20 and I'm ready to sleep but instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat, An isle seat, fine by me but the guy that's insides always trying to pee. With a wild child behind that's crying and keeps flipping out and kicking At me while it violently screams So I silently plead "Oh God, please let there be a hunny sitting 27B" But of course a morbidly obese beast Is in the seat that weeses when it breathes dude sitting D Is at least three deep and he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees Alls good slaughter, Just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars And when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my ipod. I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. And it just keeps going And it just keeps... [X2] So four hours of turbulence, we land when I'm about to turd my pants, But the captain is seat belt fastened. So my ass is just passin gas and at last I escape when I'm minutes away from clinically insane. I make my way towards baggage claim when I hear a high pitched voice scream my name. (Asher!) Some dumb Bitch, I went to high school with. While she's sweating she's telling me she likes my shit I just smile and think how great it would be if I could just hit this chick With a quick leg sweep. (leg sweep) So I pick up my ll Bean and b line for the next taxi. In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis. I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. And it just keeps going And it just keeps... [X2] I check into my hotel room and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom Tell him my mood and how I'm ordering food And I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie But the tube has no hbo so anything I want yo I'm paying for But I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe Watching that Little People Big World show right then there's a knock At the door, it's my last hope for a Spanish whore Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis "Hi, I've lost my c***, Have you seen it? " Jesus, this day is the worst, at least I can give me a little jerk and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless I guess it could be worse but I'm just Having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. And it just keeps going And it just keeps... [X2]
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