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Correct Colostomy Bag Lyrics
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Correct Colostomy Bag
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Relatively speaking Life has been good to me There's cash flow in my pocket And the girlies come regularly I don't like to shit in public Even though the smell doesn't bother me And the only problem is my friends A bag called colostomy I have a colostomy bag It's underneath my jeans I get real mad when it starts to sag Cause then you know there's more to me I tried to call Miss Lucille Ball Cause I know she'd give me clemency But the newspaper said I love lucy is dead So it's just me and my colostomy Woohoo You gotta pretty mouth boy Squeal like a bitch Squeal like a bitch boy
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