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Correct Small Sad Sam Lyrics
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Phil McLean
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Correct Small Sad Sam
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Here's a tale of a man who was puny and weak Stood four foot six in his stocking feet Kinda narrow in the shoulder and heavy in the waist Everything about him seemed to be misplaced, small Sam He slid into town one rainy night Runnin' like a dog away from a fight He had a pretty big mouth for a guy his size And everything he said was a pack of lies, small Sam One day he got on a downtown bus First thing you know there was an awful fuss They threw Sam off into the street For trying to steal an old lady's seat, bad Sam One day nobody knows what for An elevator stuck on the eighty-fifth floor Some cables broke and so it's said That car just hung there by a thread The women were calm and the men were balm But Sam screamed and cried like a little child He squeezed himself through the emergency door And pulled himself up to the eighty-sixth floor, Small Sam, chicken Sam And then instead of helpin' others get free Sam said, I'm lookin' out for me The cable snapped and all the way down They cursed out Sam when they hit the ground, small Sam Now someday Sams gonna get his due And when he does I'll make a bet with you There ain't nobody even gonna pass a hat 'Cause Sam was nothin' but a no good cat Yes, small Sam Chicken Sam No good Sam
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