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Correct Can I Interest You In Hannukah? Lyrics
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Correct Can I Interest You In Hannukah?
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Jon: Can I interest you in Hannukah? Maybe something in a Festival of Lights It's a sensible alternative to Christmas And it lasts for seven -for you - eight nights. Stephen: Hanukkah huh? I've never really thought about it. Jon: Well, you could do worse. Stephen: Is it merry? Jon: It's kind of merry Stephen: Is it cheery? Jon: It's got some cheer Stephen: Is it jolly? Jon: Look, I wouldn't know from jolly. But it's not my least unfavorite time of year. Stephen: When's it start? Jon: The 25th Stephen: Of December? Jon: Kislev Stephen: When is when exactly? Jon: I will check Stephen: Are there presents? Jon: Yes, indeed 8 days of presents Which means one nice one, then a week of dreck. Stephen: Does Hanukkah commemorate events profound and holy? A king who came to save the world? Jon: No, oil that burned quite slowly Stephen: Well, it sounds fantastic! Jon: There's more Jon: We have latkes Stephen: What are they? Jon: Potato pancakes. We have dreidels Stephen: What are they? Jon: Wooden tops. We have candles Stephen: What are they? Jon: they are candles! And when we light them, oh the fun it never stops. What do you say, Stephen, do you want to give Hanukkah a try? Stephen: I'm trying see me as a Jew I'm trying even harder But I believe in Jesus Christ So it's a real non-starter Jon: I can't interest you in Hanukkah? Just a little bit? Stephen: No thanks I'll pass. I'll keep Jesus, you keep your potato pancakes. But I hope that you enjoy 'em on behalf of all of the goyim. Jon: Be sure to tell the Pontiff, my people say Good Yontif. Stephen: That's exactly what I'll do Both: Happy holidays, you Jon: too! Stephen: Jew! Jon: Too?
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