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Correct Fourteen Pints Of Beer And A Kebab Lyrics
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Doug Anthony All Stars
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Correct Fourteen Pints Of Beer And A Kebab
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I went out to the slug and toad Drinking with the lads They disappeared at closing time And left me with the tab Someone slipped me a creme-de-menthe I confess I feel a little sick I threw up in some chick's sling-backs As I left the discotheque Now my car keys are in my trousers I've had a brew but I'm feeling fine Once I find my trousers I'll be alright to drive I drank fourteen pints of beer and a kebab I drank fourteen pints of beer and a kebab I drank fourteen pints of beer and a kebab Now I feel like making love I'm feeling like a million bucks I'm walking on a cloud As I wander into another bar And fart out loud I know I looking brilliant I've got that beery grin I stumble with my fly half-mast And sing "Let the show begin!" I feel all eyes upon me The envy of other men As I urinate against the wall And let the piss drip down my leg Every woman wants me They've got a perfect view Of me playing hard to get When I'm face down in my spew I drank fourteen pints of beer and a kebab I drank fourteen pints of beer and a kebab I drank fourteen pints of beer and a kebab Now I feel like making love I feel like making love I spy this lovely Essex chick In crimplene with a broken nose Sweat stains in her crotch And she's semi-comatose I chat up this foxy lady As her eyes roll round her head I know if she's as drunk as me We'll both wind up in bed So let's make love like the English do Football songs, and no foreplay You pretend that you're asleep And let me have my way Yeah - let's do it just like British rail, Rude and late at a lazy pace I... Face your kitchen sit And end up in your throw (No!) I sit upon your kitchen sink And throw up in your face (No no no!) I'll throw up in the kitchen sink And sit upon your face... Yeah! I drank fourteen pints of beer and a kebab I drank fourteen pints of beer and a kebab I drank fourteen pints of beer and a kebab Now I feel like making love I feel like making love
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