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Hello! I'm your true switch from Athens, GA Goin' to protests, high fivin' the gays I'm a single white ant and on any given day May have a tendency towards homosexualit-ay Hay, hay, hay I'm an F-A-G-E-T-T-E Twinkle toes, witness row Got double X's and rows Got gender troubles and loads I need a man that can handle what's underneath these clothes Cuz I got a V to the A-G-I-N-A But no P-E-N-I-S envay Cuz for real-do, I got a dildo I got 2 dildos, I got 3 dildos! Now it takes 2 to felatio But only 1 to tango You know I mean business when I pop in Luther Vandross I'm an equal opportunity lover I like the boys, the girls, the others "LQBTQILMNOP?" Hell apples and oranges, they're all fruits to me! I like 'em big, I like 'em small I like 'em tall, I like RuPaul I like RuPaul, I like RuPaul, I like RuPaul, I like RuPaul! So here's to the girls with the chubby chub Now here's to the boys: ain't got no butts! The sexy nerds, the freaks The butches and the geeks The bears and S&Ms and the femme lesbians! I'm a pansexual, got my hands on the menu I'm a smooth Jew, a bar mitzvah party animal! I'm an F-A-G-E-T-T-E Twinkle toes, witness row Got double X's and rows Got gender troubles and loads I need a man that can handle what's underneath these clothes ("Why?") Cuz I got a V to the A-G-I-N-A But no P-E-N-I-S envay Cuz for real-do, I got a dildo I got 2 dildos, I got 3 dildos! Have you heard? I'm speakin' the good word There's been rumors that I tutored Miss Cleo 'bout the future Yeah you remember her, the fortune teller from TV 2.99 a minute for a little ESP She said 'Team Gina gonna dance you sweaty.' She said 'The Athens Boys Choir is just one little fairy.' Wah, wah, wah But I don't stop believin', hold on to this feelin' See I keep dreaming of my posters on ceilings An independent artist being reviewed In like, Dynamite magazine We'd rap back like slap bracelets, or go back to the 80's Like before Kurt Cameron went fundamentalist and we all still wanted to have his babies And Doogie Howser was like the smartest guy we know We were all cucoo for cocoa and had no idea about a TV like Logo We were all Reaganomics and synthesized beats Doing the Running Man, we rocked pumps on our feets And all those dances, I can never get it So I step back, cuz the only slide I know... is electric Boogie woogie woogie woogie I'm an F-A-G-E-T-T-E Twinkle toes, witness row Got double X's and rows Got gender troubles and loads I need a man that can handle what's underneath these clothes Cuz I got a V to the A-G-I-N-A But no P-E-N-I-S envay Cuz for real-do, I got a dildo I got 2 dildos, I got 3 dildos! So you can pick one that's just your size If not we'll go buy one that fits just right We're all one love, two love Menage-a-trois Saying queer love, het love Whatevaaah!
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