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Correct Hail To The Geeks Lyrics
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Deaf Pedestrians
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Correct Hail To The Geeks
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I got a spiderman t-shirt I got Converse that are rotting off my feet I got a bad mustache A reoccurring rash And not a lot of cash I spend it on my stash Man it's good to be a geek Well it's good to be a geek It's good to be a creep It's good to draw my pictures That no one will ever see. It's good to be a geek It's good to be unknown It's good I'm never waiting Right beside the telephone Cuz no one ever... I play dungeons and dragons I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief Got seven hit die on my backstab Sometimes you know it's good to be a geek. It's good to be a geek It's good to play the freak It's good to comb my mullet once every other week As far as I can see It's good to play the Wii Then stay up painting miniatures til 2 or 3 Cuz no one ever... [Chorus:] Someday I'll learn to play guitar Start up a band and be a star And when you wind up pumping gas Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$... I'm addicted to Star Trek I'm a Klingon speaking federation freak I find I'm more inclined To spend the bulk of my time On the starship enterprise Than talking to girls I meet Well I never get the girl But I like to be alone Cuz I can always m@sterb@te when there's no one home It's good to have a plan It's good to be the man It's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan Cuz no one ever... [Chorus:] Someday I'll learn to play guitar Start up a band and be a star And when you wind up pumping gas Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$... Ninth grade is when I got the swirlie Tenth grade is when I got the indian burn Four years of continuous wedgies Wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn Someday I'll buy a fancy condo Someday I'll drive a car that's more than your house Someday you'll kiss my a$$ It's good to make some noise It's good to scream outloud It's good to feel immortal Like your last name is Mcleod It's good to be a geek It's good to be unseen It's good to watch the Wrath of Khan on a plasma screen It's good to be a geek It's good to be the man It's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan It's good to be a geek It's good to be unknown It's good I'm never waiting Right beside the telephone Cuz no one ever... I got a bad mustache A reoccurring rash And not a lot of cash I spend it on my stash Man it's good to be a geek You know I've gone in debt To look like Boba Fett I got my Holland set Although it makes me sweat Man it's good to be a geek!
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