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Correct Email Female Lyrics
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Garret Swayne
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Correct Email Female
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Given up on tryin' to meet real-life women With what they put me through, I couldn't see no future with 'em So I bought a computer set And I got on the Internet And headed out for a little taste of Cyberlivin' Well I found me a Users Group for the sad and lonely Where they don't even care if you're skinny, bald or homely There were thousands to choose from But I was lookin for a special one And I finally found my precious one-&-only... Chorus: She's my email female We fit perfectly We practice safe s** Electronically She my email female She knows what words to say So I plug in with her every night From two time zones away Interlude: We're always so relaxed around each other And I never get surprise visits from her mother I could be sober or drunk Or I could smell just like a skunk And the message on the screen still reads, "Howya doin', Lover!" Bridge: She's my Cyberhoney, she's the one I chose Cause I know with her, anything goes I never need to change the sheets Hell I don't even have to brush my teeth She's my email female She knows what words to say So I plug in with her every night From two time zones awaaay
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