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Correct Did I Shave My Back For This Lyrics
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Correct Did I Shave My Back For This
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Parody Of Did I Shave My Legs For This? By Deana Carter (Deana Carter/Rhonda Hart) Polygram (Ascap)/Door Number Two Music (Ascap)/Miller Moo (Bmi). New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Adam Dread, Cledus Crap Anthems/La-Po Music, Inc. (Sesac)/Of Music, Inc. (Ascap/Man Of Leisure Music (Bmi) A mason jar full of shine A cd of Leann Rhimes Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight Now here I stand with my petunias in hand And you've got a headache again I hit a yard sale cut my toenails Trimmed my nose hairs just right I thought you'd be impressed By my new hunting vest But there's no chance tonight It ain't the first time this year It'll be the tv and beer I about forgot what's it's like to be here As I sleep on the floor While she sniffles and snores Did I shave my back for this Oh man Aww woo This things duller than a dag burn butter knife Now I'll bet she'll regret That she didn't let Me take her to that motel with a pool You know it's so hard to find Free hbo and Showtime And them vibrating beds sure are cool I souped up my rv Fired up my Flobee Trimmed my toupee just right I tried self tanning cream it turned my skin green Uh you know the directions uh said that it might Well it's a mystery to me Why she don't like Cledus T. Most find me hard to resist I'm wearing my brand new drawers And wondering what the heck for Did I shave my back for this Dee-Anna Did I shave my back for this Ohh ohh ohh (Coughs)
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