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Correct Diarrhea Lyrics
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Correct Diarrhea
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1. I know it's getting late And I know we had A date lucia I hate to make you wait Cause it would be so great to see ya Tears fall from my eyes And I must apologize lucia Ill have to stay at home So I called you on the phone Cause I'm stuck here on the throne With diarrhea I thought it was only gas So I went and let one pass Then I stood there in A trance As I filled my brand new pants 2. My mother brought me soup But it only made me poop lucia I never should have ate But it sounded like A great idea You know it really hurts When you got the hershey squirts lucia There's no paper to be seen So I used people magazine And it makes me wanna scream Diarrhea I love you dear with all my heart But I can't go out with liquid farts I wouldn't have to break our date If only I could constipate 3. I know you got the hots But I really got the trots lucia There's no need to scream and shout Cause tomorrow we'll go out I guarantee ya I know you need your man So I came up with A plan lucia Ill take A cork and super glue Pound it in there with my shoe And then I'll be all through With diarrhea
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