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Correct The Sideboard Song Lyrics
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Correct The Sideboard Song
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Mother phoned up last night she was going spare She was in a temper pulling out her hair "Your sisters brought in this scruffy looking head Father don't give a monkeys this is what he said" [Chorus:] I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here I got my beer and a sideboard here let mother sort it out If he comes round here I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad So he comes to the telephone he wasnt half mad Says "shes got no sense the silly little cow And if he comes round here theres gonna be a row" Repeat chorus "I'll tell you something else an' all he's never got a job He hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob" Mother says "calm down dad hes alright There out there snogging in the passage all night" Repeat chorus Biggy was a tramp with stubble on his chin He looks like something that the cats brought in Never got no money smokes all my fags Got holes in his soles and his hanging in rags On top of that he says I tell you why I got the hump She had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front Theres nothing seems to fit her shes a running out of clothes If he thinks he takes a liberties i'll punch him on the nose Chorus Piano solo Twin vocal chorus Chorus repeat to fade
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