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Correct Skinhead Sooty Lyrics
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Sooty's all grown up, he's not a puppet anymore He's interested in getting pissed and passing out on the floor He glassed Basil Brush with a bottle of Stout And threw a dart in Sweep's eyes before he pulled it out Who's that walking on air? Bouncing down the street without a care? It's Skinhead Sooty with a killer xylophone Blood soaked bovver boots, a racist attitude A mean fucking mother son Not afraid of anyone Got the others on the run Here he comes, here he comes Sooty the Skin, oi! Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak! Oi! Sooty's got a tattoo and he's gone and shaved his head He's dating Muppets half his age and getting 'em into bed He says his friends are all miserable pricks They're married now, or dead and gone or mentally sick Who's that walking on air? Bouncing down the street without a care? Well, the hunt caught up with Basil Brush and he got clubbed to death Bill and Ben got Little Weed and smoked it in the she'd Zebedee OD'ed on E and now he's pushing clover ("It's not lawn, okay? I got it from the Wombles.") Dougall blindly humps the leg of his owner ("I say! What's that tune?" said Dougall. "Last post, damn splinter! Ow!") Buddy is a bigot, the Clangers flew away The Thunderbirds are puppets (No! ) And Andy Pandy's gay (And proud, people. No strings on Andy, he stands up himself these days.) Who's causing havoc on the docks? In a pair of bright red braces and cherry red Docs? Skinhead Sooty, with a killer xylophone Blood soaked Stanley knife, a racist attitude He'll wait until you're all alone, Crack your skull Break your bones Send the pieces to your home He's a one All in fun Sooty the Skinhead! Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi - OI!
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