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Correct David Alan Coe Lyrics
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The Vibrator Queen Well she ordered it from a magazine I guess for about ten bucks And it came by special delivery In a plain brown cardboard box Well she opened it and inspected it (Someone in the audience yell's " How long was it") (David answered " Bout twelve inches long") Well she went and dipped it in her Crisco can And turned that sum-a-bitch on Well she hummed and a wiggled, squirmed and giggled Collapsed into utter pleasures (Chorus) She's a Vibrator Queen She's in love with a machine She swears it's an American dream AC/DC try it and you'll see It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans Well she fell in love with what she had bought A 12 - inch wonder that the mailman had brought But through her love she could not see, What a terrible fate there was to be. Well she found her answer to all of her dreams In a battery operated sex machine Man nor beast could take it's place She was destined to die with a smile on her face (Chorus) She's a Vibrator Queen She's in love with a machine She swears it's an American dream AC/DC try it and you'll see It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans One day while she was in the bath She decided poorly, To do her thing in the water She paid no mind to that caution sign That old AC current got her Now people say, for miles around They can still hear that dildo a hummin But 'at's when I realized she can't be dead Hell! Her ass must still be cummin (Chorus - twice) She's a Vibrator Queen She's in love with a machine She swears it's an American dream AC/DC try it and you'll see It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans She's a Vibrator Queen She's in love with a machine She swears it's an American dream AC/DC try it and you'll see It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans
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