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Correct One Of Us Lyrics
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Correct One Of Us
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(Note: this segment is spoken. The five of them describe each Other.) Jon: One of us was a you. S. Army mp. Jimmy: One of us came out of the closet at thirty-seven. Cliff: One of us went to his high school prom, but with his Boyfriend. Aurelio: One of us was a high school cross-country champion. Michael: And one of us was a high school cross-dresser, and it Wasn't me. Jon: One of us coached high school wrestling. Jimmy: As teenagers, two of us attempted suicide. Cliff: All except one of us are single, and available! Michael: And bitter... And desperate! Jon: I only date pro-feminist men, so it kinda, you know, Narrows it down. Michael: That's why you're so lonely! Jon: I know! Jimmy: One of us believes that size matters. Jon: And four of them are lying. Aurelio: One of us ran away from home at the age of fourteen. Cliff: Two of us have been repeatedly arrested for civil Disobedience. Aurelio: One of us had a former girlfriend who died of aids as the Result of a blood transfusion. Michael: One of us is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse. Jon: One of us was fag-bashed with a two-by-four. Jimmy: One of us has been living with aids for ten years. Michael: And he's tired of it!
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