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Correct Nitro Burning Funny Bong Lyrics
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Ahhh... Sweet youth The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked on the weed And the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed And the s** and the mud and blood and the shit Let's go hit the Nitro-burning funny bong Just one hit, your life goes wrong Nitro-burning funny bong Another stupid stoner song Fat and lame The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed By a bong, and a schlong Yes now we have all seen how games can go wrong My brains filled with bees and my c*** is diseased Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees A swarm of narcotics could get me through this My manager's gonna be pissed Let's go hit the Nitro-burning funny bong Just one hit, your life goes wrong Nitro-burning funny bong Another stupid stoner song Oh, can you take it Yeah, do a monster Oh, can you deal with it? We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys Now I'm old Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold In the twilight of my years I am still a drug addict I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong Moistened with lotion, wrapped in a sarong I live like a king but you know that I act like a faggot Once was a warrior, now just a sponge High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge My glorious destiny it turned to shit Can I get another hit? From the Nitro-burning funny bong Just one hit, your life goes wrong Nitro-burning funny bong Another stupid stoner song Oh, can you take it Yeah, do a monster Oh, can you deal with it? We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
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