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Correct The Spork Song Lyrics
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Correct The Spork Song
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(J. Roberts) What's better than pork? (Shout) Spork! Spork! What's better than Zork? (Shout) Spork! Spork! What's better than spam and better than jam? Spork, Spork, Spork!!!! Spork is a spoon, with part of a fork. But it's neither a spoon, not even a fork. It's a spork! It's a spork! It's a spork! What's the utensil with which you can't eat? What's not very good for cutting red meat? What's got personality that can't be beat? Spork, Spork, Spork!!!! It replaces your spoon and your fork. But it's useless as a spoon, and as a fork. It's a spork! It's a spork! It's a spork! What's better than Tork? (Shout) Spork! Spork! What's better than Mork? (Shout) Spork! Spork! What's better than ham and better than glam? Spork, Spork, Spork!!!! Looks like a spoon, with prongs of a fork. Eating with it makes you look like a dork. It's a spork! It's a spork! It's a spork! Song@: Human Fish Nuggets (J. Roberts) They've got em in a six pack They've got em in a twenty When you take 'er out to dinner You can eat 'em with your honey Human fish nuggets Human fish nuggets Human fish nuggets Kick ass I saw em in D. C. At a chinese takeout place Wasn't there to be a cannibal I was there to stuff my face Human fish nuggets Human fish nuggets Human fish nuggets Oh yeah They had em there in Leutner Straight from the greasy fryin pan I didn't want no nuggets Grilled cheese sandwich was my plan Human fish nuggets Human fish nuggets Human fish nuggets Alright (oooh human fish nuggets.... Rock on!) Human fish nuggets Human fish nuggets Human fish nuggets Far out A wet willy war was waged Before getting on the plane But when the plane was landin I was in some major pain Human fish nuggets Human fish nuggets Human fish nuggets From space At the united nations We sent pez up to the chair And when anyone said dilatory We screamed and waved our hands in the air Human fish nuggets Human fish nuggets Human fish nuggets On ice Human fish nuggets Human fish nuggets Human fish nuggets Are nice Human fish nuggets Human fish nuggets Human fish nuggets Sung thrice Song@: Sold My Soul (J. Roberts) I sold my soul to bmg And now they're coming after me I bought too many cd's I sold my soul to bmg Song@ Orange Beef (J. Roberts) Orange beef Coral reef It's cow cranium In a spicy brown sauce Take some home in a cardboard box Feed it to your goldfish People in stone houses Shouldn't throw glass Azadeh has a huge ass Stolen chain There was no rain I went down to the physics lab Argued with the professor I didn't want to realize That he wasn't right Now the stapler has come and gone Scatter my papers out on the lawn Leeches suck Wooden duck Everyone gets down At the wu tang wedding banquet You can get your hair cut While you eat lo mein Watch out for orange brain Song@: Mr Klaw (J. Roberts/A. Tillotson) Mr klaw He whine's all the time Mr klaw He's real short Mr klaw He doesnt't get chicks Mr klaw He says he's nice Mr klaw He's from arkansas Why wont he just leave us alone He should go home and chew on a bone Mr klaw Quit yur whining Mr klaw You suck like a leech Mr klaw Thinks he's a druid Mr klaw I don't wanna be yur apprentice Mr klaw Is coming so hide yur children Mr klaw Will marry the not so old Mr klaw Will make yur life look good Mr klaw Is really bad Just be glad he isn't yur dad Mr klaw Whine whine whine Mr klaw All the time Why did you come into our channel Why don't you stick yur head in a camel Mr klaw Ack, he's back Mr klaw Is on the attack Mr klaw Looks don't matter Mr klaw Wants out of his town Mr klaw Has bones that will shatter Mr klaw Is going to drown Mr klaw We don't like you Mr klaw Get off of my screen Mr klaw Is really annoying Mr klaw Might be on crack Mr klaw Go away Mr klaw Don't come back Mr klaw We want to kill you Mr klaw is a cack
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